May 2013
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John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address →
fishingboatproceeds:
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…
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A Great Gatsby Book Report by a Kid Who Only Saw... →
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Before calling 911, check to see if person lying... →
glynnis:
“The Dane County 911 Center has been overwhelmed with calls from cellphone users reporting people lying on the grass, not moving, possibly not living.”
a.k.a. “Spring in Wisconsin”. Not an Onion article, y’all.