humalonganddance: The legacy we’ve left our children… oh, the humanity!
Luke: This might be my least favorite door in the world to knock on.
Lorelai: What about death's door?
Luke: The reception on the other side might be warmer.
Lorelai: Alright Burger Boy, dance!
Luke: Will you marry me?
Luke: Just looking for something to shut you up.
Sure do wish I could make a couple of MP3’s. At work, bored. Sure wish someone would make them for me in the few remaining moments of the day that he is not posting car photos or otherwise wasting time addicted to tumblr.
Obviously I’m not the only one bored.
Bored at work. Is that possible ? Today it is. Next week that will be impossible until next summer.
You have anger. You have accusations. You have name-calling. Sure, let’s add...– David Letterman on President Obama wanting to have a beer with Skip Gates and his arresting officer, James Crowley. (via notthatkindagay)
Is it raining?” No, it’s National Baptism Day. Tie your tubes, idiot!– Paris Geller (via starshollow)
Things that annoy me.
somethingintellectual: bellicosity:somethingintellectual: List 1 Improper Grammar/phrases: TyPiNg lIkE ThIs. *~* Using the asterisk and tilde *~* It is ANYWAY, not ANYWAYS. “I could care less.” actually you ‘couldn’t care less.’ “New and improved.” Really? New and improved? There are many many more. The asterisk is appropriate, however, for making things actions, not statements...
Rory: It’s just a model rocket. I mean, what could that mean? Who gives someone a rocket?
Lorelai: I don’t know. We’ll figure it out though. Rocket…Rocket…Rocket…Rocket man. Crocodile Rock. Benny and the Jets. Candle in the Wind.
Rory: Are you just naming Elton John songs?
Lorelai: He is so talented.
You’re way deep in my bogus bag and it’s ziplocked shut!– Gill (via starshollow)
Miss Patty: And what exactly is “Kirk-in-a-box”?
Kirk: I will be suspended 20 feet above the street in a clear Lucite box with no food or water.
Lorelai: Like David Blaine.
Kirk: Not at all. My box is smaller.
Rory: So, Grandpa, how's the insurance biz going?
Richard: Eh, people die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.
Lorelai: Well, at least you have your new slogan.
Luke: On weekdays, you will have her home by nine. On weekends, you will have her home by eleven. Any evidence of alcohol, cigarette smoke, or anything else that Nancy Reagan would find unacceptable and you will not be allowed near her without an adult present. Are these rules clear?
Jess: May I speak?
Luke: If you must.
Jess: Do you want me to have you committed or would you prefer to check yourself in?